Hello/ Bonjour/ Guten Tag/ Hola/ Konnichi wa/ Aloha/ Zdravei/ Mabuhay/ Ol/ Nmen ho/ Sveiki/ Salve/ Annyong hashimnikka/ Alan etc. etc. * And welcome to

The Knowledgeable Hasbeens:
the (soon-to-be) second best website in the world... ever!

Take a look around. Make yourself at home. It's not much yet... but just you wait. And I'll be with you in a second with the tea and biscuits...

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